Twanglish Lesson: Slap
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Today's Twanglish Lesson isn't what you think it is. (Or maybe you're wise...
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Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Today is August 16. That may not mean much to...
View ArticleTwanglish Lesson: Healthy
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Today's Twanglish Lesson yet again proves that...
View ArticleA Real Southern Man Never Quits: A Confession
It's Friday. Very few people will read this website today. That's what our statistics tell us. I can tell you that there have been 190 posts on this site since we started on April 9. Of those, I've...
View ArticleTwanglish Lesson: The Elvis (Sandwich)
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Today's Twanglish Lesson continues our Elvis...
View ArticleTwanglish Lesson: Futbaw
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. If you're offended by discussions of religion,...
View ArticleTwanglish Lesson: Once’t (or however you spell it)
Twanglish Lessons is your bi-weekly guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Every so often you come across a Twanglish...
View ArticleBe a Real Southern Man #6 – Tick off PETA
Welcome to your virtual manual for becoming a Real Southern Man. Today's how-to tip is sure to cause some controversy. Or maybe not. Depends on whom you ask. Although, with the way our readership has...
View ArticleTwanglish Lesson: Otter, Awta & Orta
Twanglish Lessons is your semi-irregular guide to the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember, it's not English; it's Twanglish. Today's Twanglish Lesson sounds a bit like a...
View ArticleIf I Hadn’t Stopped: Conversations from the Walmarts
"It's a heady thing to have someone's entire life story dumped in your lap while standing in frozen foods." Read Wayne Franklin's account of his encounter with a down-on-his-luck Southern man at "the...
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